the diaTribe Big Losers Collection

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people [jerks] who have something you want or need,therefore you cant tell them what you really think of them
people who still use "finger quotes" when they speak to you.
How about all the idiots who cannot comprehend the word ILLEGAL in illegal aliens
when you're going on a field trip and someone asks "who's not here"
People who tell jokes CONSTANTLY, but don't realize they're the ONLY one laughing.
Middle-level managers who use the words "Nebulous" and "You guys" in the same sentence.
wHEN PEOPLE TYPE AND FORGET THAT THEIR cAP'S lOCK IS ON, AND THEN THEY ARE TO LAZY TO GO BACK AND FIX IT.
People who complain about being in credit card debt. Remind me, who was it that spent all that money? But it wasn't your fault. Right.
People who use 'efforting' as a verb.
Marginally literate management-types who think that more email exclamation points signify more sincerity. Yes!!! Thanks a lot!!!!!!!!!
Having your name spelt wrong on an award for a spelling contest.
Parking on a driveway and driving on a parkway.
online companies that send you "free" computers etc., then you must fill out a billion surveys and still you don't ever really get them "free"
People who drive slow at night on a hwy. Then when you passed them, they keep their lights on bright and ride your @$$.
Checkout people who try and scan the 'dividers' duh!!
People that pass me on a 4 lane Hwy, pull in front of me, then slow down, making me move to the left lane...then they speed up.
People who think it is fun to send SPAM!
Parents that don't control their children in public. You know, the ones that scream the entire time you're trying to enjoy that expensive meal you decided to spend your entire pay check on because you deserve a nice, quiet night out.
Democrats. Yeah, I know somebody already said that, but it's worthy of submitting twice.
Any person whose job is to try and make me think I want one product over another without a full understanding of what they are talking about!
People who honestly believe their vehicle didn't come equiped with turn signals and wouldn't know their left from their right anyway.
People who drive slow in heavy rain---with their flashers on!
Ignorant cashiers who spend 15 minutes checking out the 24 cans of dog food by trying to count the quantity of each flavor.. rather than 15 seconds scanning them all.
The guy with the ATM card since 1982 who still has to read the directions on the ATM
Meetings to discuss meetings...
People who have to pause for a breath to finish a sentence.
Democrats
Telemarketers. Whether they can read from a script or not.
ANYONE who can't take responsibility for their own actions. You know the ones..."I'm fat, and McDonalds is to blame."
Guys in a conversation who pause to show us their perfect golf swing
People who think reality television is reality.
The guy who thinks he's my personal hemmaroid by driving up my a** when I'm already doing 75 in a 65 in the slow lane. Oh,yeah, then he flashes his lights at me like I didn't already notice his brain-dead behavior.
Bosses who schedule all day retreats on a national holiday but then dock you a half day when you run to the post office on your lunch break
People who finish your sentence for you when you pause for a breath.
People who come to a complete stop to make a right turn on a deserted 2-lane road.
Employers who that think "inspirational" meetings can change our lives. Got one this Friday at lunch. Afterwards I shall go get a real cold beer and forget what I just went through.
Jerks in the grocery check-out line who wait till the last second to start writing a check, like they had no idea how this whole "buying" thing works
Pinheads that suggest we "do" a meeting
People who complain that the 'Godzilla' movie is full of 'plot holes'
Telemarketers who can't even read from a prepared script