Stupidity Sightings

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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

Blind Woman Gets New Kidney From Dad She Hasn't Seen In Years

Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

Death Mute Gets New Hearing In Killing

Patient At Death's Door, Doctors Pull Him Through

March Planned For Next August

Milk Drinkers Are Turning To Powder

Two Convicets Evade Noose, Jury Hung

Grandmother Of Eight Makes Hole In One

Sheep From Anbar Province Are Popular Across Middle East

17 Remain Dead in Morgue Shooting Spree

Man Who Discovered the Secret of Life Is Dead

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

Man Shoots Neighbor With Machete

Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors

Bank Drive-In Window Blocked By Board

Old School Pillars Replaced By Alumni

Steals Clock, Faces Time

Air Head Fired

Deaf College Opens Doors To Hearing

Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees

Ban On Soliciting Dead In Trotwood

British Union Finds Dwarves In Short Supply

Arson Suspect Held In Massachusetts Fire

Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Needy

Deer Kills 17,000

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures

Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 In 1984

Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years

Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

Stolen Painting Found By Tree

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

Eye Drops Off Shelf

Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms

Farmer Bill Dies In House

Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

Gas Cloud Clears Out Taco Bell

Alzheimer's Center Preparing For An Affair To Remember

Lawyer Says Client Is Not That Guilty

Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus To 66

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Tall Trees Break Wind

Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Space

New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While

Two Sisters Reunite After 18 Years In Checkout Counter

Miners Refuse To Work After Death

Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half

Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Is There A Ring of Debris Around Uranus?

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant

Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers

Prostitutes Appeal To Pope

Santa Surprises Boy With Tumor

Stud Tires Out

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

War Dims Hope For Peace

British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

French Offer Terrorist Reward

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Surgeon General Void Threatens Citizens

Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says

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