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This is a selection from our archive of sonnets, each written by a member of the diaTribe, and published here on the diaTribe Web by PM Productions.  This is a bold move on the part of our contributing authors, each of whom are publishing their work gratis, each of whom you may contact via an email address following their respective submission.  Support them by telling them what you think - or, at the very least, don't nick their stuff.
 
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(A missed opportunity by W Shakespeare)
 

O Proud Left Foot

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey, lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Yon lone sinistral pedestal, now writhe!
 
But wait! Forthwith, and daring not to pause,
Sails righteous, in then out, that ragged right!
Not dimmed nor cowed by leftie's crowing toes
Lays on limb Dextral. Eager, eager gait!
 
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from Heaven's yoke.
Bless'd dervish! Surely canst thou go, you girl.
 
The Hoke, the Poke -- now banish all thy doubt.
In sooth, say I, 'tis what it's all about.


...by the founder of PM Productions, Barry Parham.
First published by the diaTribe - June 2001

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