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| Previous Odd Love Ideas | |
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| L C | dentist do it in the mouth |
| anonymous | chicken breeders do it with their cock |
| anonymous | Mule trainers do it with their ass |
| Mule trainers do it with thier ass | Bowlers do it in an alley. |
| anonymous | Bowlers do it in an alley. |
| Chris S | Tigers do it on the hill after rubbing their rock.... |
| Andy | Climbers do it with their boots on |
| bobby | two teachers do it and give you days off |
| Kenny | Public officials do it but then can neither confirm nor deny that it occured |
| Kenny | Teachers do it and then give to you for homework |
| Kenny | Doctors do it while you cough |
| Kenny | Stand-up comedians do it for laughs |
| Kenny | Actors do in front of an audience for applause |
| Anonymous | Nurses do it, but have to wash their hands afterwards |
| Anonymous | bees do it... |
| wes | Bikers do it stickie side down |
| Sivodsi | Squash players do it against a wall |
| La | lawyers do it in their briefs. |
| Anonymous | Bass players do it deeper |
| My Bad | You can do it by yourself. I don`t care what Momma said, you won`t go blind |
| Pearl | In San Francisco, they do it uphill and downhill |
| Reel Me | Writers do it with wit |
| Pearl | Van Gogh did it with (OUCH!) feeling. |
| Anonymous | Paranoid schizophrenics know you are doing it to them, and they are on to you. |
| Aristotle | Socrates insisted it be done methodically |
| Socrates | Aristotle insisted it be done in a boxes |
| Anonymous | The Impressionists did it with dots, lots of little dots |
| Reel Me | Sadists do it to themselves |
| Mary A. | Birds do it . . . all over my head |
| Anonymous | LAWYERS DO IT ON THE RECORD |
| Kara | Cavemen did it with clubs. |
| Anonymous | Firefighters find them hot and leave them wet |
| Anonymous | Moto-X racers do it in the dirt |
| Anonymous | Fisherman do it by wiggling their worm |
| Jim | Dogs have a hang-up about it. |
| Jim | Dyslexics come and go |
| FearThePenguin | Geeks do it unzip; touch; finger; mount; gasp; yes; umount; sleep |
| Drew | Philosophers do it in circles but never reach a conclusion. |
| bparham | Network newspeople do it every Sunday, for 3 hours straight |
| Anonymous | Policemen do it with handcuffs |
| Anonymous | Astronauts do it in space on tv |
| Anonymous | Farmers do it, but it's always too wet or too dry |
| Anonymous | Salesmen do it at any cost |
| Anonymous | Postmen do it at everyone`s house |
| Anonymous | Singers do it solo, in pairs and in groups |
| Anonymous | Lawyers usually do it for lots of money, but sometimes they do it for free. |
| Brad | Computer programmers do it one byte at a time. |
| Barry | Molly Maids do it in pairs, but after the first time, you have to beg them to come back and do it again... |
| Barry | BB King does it with Lucille, in public... |
| Anonymous | Concrete finishers do it on all fours |
| Brad | Bats do it upside down |
| Brad | Nascar drivers do it fast |
| Brad | System Engineers do it in the dark |
| Jim | My English teacher did it on the board. My math teacher did it on a pad. My PE teacher did it on the field. My psychology teacher did it in his/her head. |
| Jim | Nascar drivers do it in the pits. (awful) |
| Jim | Charles Lindberg did it by himself and all of France went ga-ga. |
| Barry | Firemen do it, but they destroy everything you own in the process |
| Barry | Piano teachers do it, and make you practice until your fingers can make music - but once a year, they make you do it in front of everyone`s parents |
| Barry | Snow skiers do it on weekends, and don`t mind sharing the ride with a stranger |
| Jim | Iditerod participants do it doggie style |
| Jim | Lion tamers do it with whips and chairs in front of large audiences |
| Jim | Clowns do it simply for the fun of it |
| Jim | Musicians strum it, blow it, beat it, or finger it |
| MDerrick | Crews do it as a team and all stroke together |
| MDerrick | Catholics do it up, then down, then up, then kneel, then down, then kneel, then up, then... |
| MDerrick | Cello players do it with their legs spread wide |
| MDerrick | Rednecks keep it in the family |
| MDerrick | Coxswains do it backward |
| N Lee | Photographers do it in public, but watch it develop in the dark in private |
| N Lee | Bikers do it with the kickstand up |
| N Lee | Trainers do it, then test you on it |
| Smalltalkpro | Bad object programmers expose their privates in public |
| Anonymous | Young folks would like to, but don`t know how. Old folks are experienced and know how, but can`t. |
| Jim | John Deere does it deeper |
| N Lee | Birds do it and fly, cats do it and cry, I do it `cause I`m used to it, lead me to it I love to do it! |
| Heather Saliba | Hockey players do it rough and then cross-check it |
| Heather Saliba | Engineers plan it and then they do it in a group |
| Heather Saliba | Network Engineers do it and don`t let it stop doing it |
| Heather Saliba | IT does it until it breaks and then they make it work again |
| Heather Saliba | Golfers do it in 18 holes |
| Barry | Smokers do it, but they have to do it outside |
| Barry | Stormwatchers do it in groups, but they run away just when things get exciting |
| Barry | Barbers do it and keep shouting "Next!" |
| Anonymous | Beatles fans do it in the road |
| Barry | TV Weathermen do it, but they`re always looking off to the side |
| Barry | Democrats do it, but they have to pay for it...with other people`s money |
| Anonymous | Teachers make you do it until you get it right |
| Anonymous | nuvoxer`s do it all night long!!!! |
| Barry | Baseball players do it for several hours, but there`s lots of spitting involved |
| Anonymous | Soccer players do it for 90 minutes |
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