Iran's leader thumbs his nose at the collective world, proceeds with whatever nuclear
plans he damn well chooses, and that crackerjack world referee, the United Nations, whips into gear
and, without hesitation, decides to do nothing. No, that's not entirely true -- they did issue a
position statement, telling Iran to immediately wait a month RIGHT NOW, or such a look we'll give you.
So meanwhile, we can just watch Islam proceed with its plan to cripple the global garment
industry by burning flags. This, of course, because of some cartoons (hey, we began kicking England's
butt because they screwed around with our breakfast beverage).
You're not supposed to depict the prophet at all. No pictures, no drawings, no Elvis-style
sightings, no rumoured activities. Wait a minute...that's Dick Cheney.
Here's the problem - no sense of humour. We're dealing with an ancient civilization that
has never once heard a 'knock knock' joke. Never howled at the antics of The Three Infidels - Larry,
Curly & Mohammed. Obviously, no common point of reference to "...so 2 nuns walked into a bar..."
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